Subcribe to the Department of Information for full access and to support strong, independent, information awareness.
Choose from one of our tiers today.
Unpaid Intern
As an Intern, you may browse most articles, though certain files remain restricted to higher clearance levels. Please refrain from taking home Department-branded coffee mugs or office supplies—those cost real money.
This role does not include monetary compensation, but you do receive access to the public commons: open desks, the kitchen water cooler, and occasional Summer Friday ice-cream socials.
Officer
Congratulations—you’ve received your employee badge and elevator access beyond the lobby. Officers enjoy full access to all articles, premium dispatches, and more comfortable seating in the break room.
Officer status keeps the lights on and the toner stocked. Thank you for your service to the Department.
Senior Analyst
For those who require access to restricted archives. Senior Analysts receive everything Officers do, plus early access to reports, digital downloads, and higher-clearance documents retrieved from the sub-basement.
Includes priority seating at meetings and permission to speak in technical jargon.