Cover and back of Review: Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

Review: Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

Our fish tank cleaner found this old Commerce Department report on ocean pollution in the Aquarium Mail Room wedged between boxes of expired snorkels and issues of Whale Weekly.

Interior page of Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
An inside spread from Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984 introduces readers to the phrase “Benthic Surveillance Sampling”

It appears to be a near 50-year-old government progress report on ocean pollution, stained with coffee and bound with staples rusted and oxidized by seawater exposure.

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Back of Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
The back of Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984 describes how much money someone would have to pay the government for mishandling or misusing their publication

“Under section 201 of the Marine Protection, Research, and Sanctuaries Act of 1972, the Congress assigned to the Department of Commerce the responsibility to monitor and research the effects of dumping wastes into the ocean”.

Interior page showing letter from the Commerce Secretary for Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
A sample of writing from then Commerce Secretary, Malcolm Baldrige, inside Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984 demonstrates his command of grammar

Many of these have been produced over the years, but this appears to be a special “Waste Edition” covering radioactive waste disposal. Very exciting.

TOC for Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
A spread from Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984 shows us what it looked like to layout an entire table of contents using just a typewriter and determination

A massive, Kafkaesque org chart for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) inside the pamphlet seems as much for the administrators and staffers who actually work within it as for casual browsers.

Org chart Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
An org chart from Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984 looks exactly like a modern org chart designed using a computer by a graphic designer

Most of the maps inside, illustrated with 1980s technology, reflect a naive optimism from a time when the effects of climate change were barely understood by the public. They are a dot-matrix dreamscape of exclusive economic zones hugging the coastlines, which must have seemed invincible and endless to government scientists at the time.

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Map in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
A minimal but beautiful map showing the coast Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ) of the U.S. rests comfortably inside Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

Larger, more complicated maps introduce us to phrases like “Data Atlas” and “Petroleum Hydrocarbon Discharges from Ships.” The Gulf of Mexico dances with black pixels, a discotheque fueled through the night by “Gallons of Pollutant Discharged per Year.”

Map in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
Two maps, one spread — Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

There is a kind of quiet beauty in these ink-blotter charts and maps, even if they symbolize the suffocation and dead-zoning of the range of the Red Snapper.

Detail of map in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
Petroleum Hydrocarbon Discharges from Ships, Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

1980s horror-flick-style photographs of men and maybe even women in hazmat suits hanging out on floating barges force the reader to think about what “Emergency Ocean Disposal of GASTOXIN Canisters” must have meant back then or what it means now.

Hazmat suit guys in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
Government scientists in hazmat suits float aimlessly on research platforms in the Gulf of Mexico in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

“After exhaustive deliberations with the Regional Response Team and all other response groups, a recommendation was made by NOAA to dispose of the hazardous material by ocean dumping. On August 4th, containers of the stabilized GASTOXIN were dumped with HAZMAT assistance in deep water at an ocean dump site located over 150 nautical miles east of Corpus Christi, Texas.”

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Map in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
ENVIRONMENTAL AREAS OF SPECIAL CONCERN IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

Some of the full page maps like “ENVIRONMENTAL AREAS OF SPECIAL CONCERN IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS” would look really great as full sized posters.

Blank spread in Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984
A blank spread concludes Report to the Congress on Ocean Pollution, Monitoring, and Research: October 1983 through September 1984

The half-century-old government booklet ends, perhaps ominously, with a blank spread. The reader, likely an unpaid page or intern at the time, might have considered this an invitation to take notes. Maybe an opportunity for a grocery list. Red Snapper?

We can’t find any evidence of this document on the internet but we found an edition from 1988. Enjoy it here.

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